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grandmagrass:

here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree
  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens)

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eatingisfab:

ugly today

ugly tomorrow

ugly forever

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lazypacific:

 
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paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

(Source: paradisaic1)

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i-am-still-living:

i-am-still-living
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silvaines:

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babefrommars:

cynicallys:

5:24am // 10:50pm

this killed me and i dont even know why 
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dreamscape-nightmare:

gnomes
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